Thursday, October 05, 2006

Expecting


John: Hi Jack, long time no see! How're you getting on?
Jack: Everything's fine. My wife is expecting.
John: WOW! Your wife is pregnant! Congratulations!
Jack: No... she's expecting.
John: Hey... I thought they meant the same thing?
Jack: Well, now she's expecting me to make the meals, expecting me to do the laundry, expecting me to clean the house...

4 comments:

EADotCom said...

You missed one out - expecting you to clean up her puke! HAHAHAHAHA!

Y1 said...

Great expectations... sleepless nights, bottom wipings, tiny fingers clasping father's hand... Congrats and praise the Lord. Take good car of her and yourselves eh?

Anonymous said...

You no go anyway but your money can... give it to the pastor next door.. He is planning to go for Pensiangan Jurney ends of this year... But for sure save it for the new comer.. the jr.

Anonymous said...

Sya sudah tanya pastor la, dia bilang tak da pun rancangan pigi Pensiangan.