Sunday, August 17, 2008

Snapshots

" This cart isn't even going fast. Why am I made to wear this silly helmet?"

Sequel




If you can guess the story, and ask me THE golden question, I belanja you makan.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

A new toy

When this handphone hit the shelves some years ago, it was almost a revolution. Handphones before it had horns. Horns like unicorns. Yeah, those ugly antennas jutting out from from the corner. So, the lucky folks who got their hands onto this set were the enviable ones, the trend setters.

"See, my handphone got no antenna one!"

Remember those days not so long ago? Those days, only a handful of people got handphones. These days, only a handful don't.

Then its little brother the Nokia 3315 came along. Mum bought it for me in Sep 2002, just before I left for working life in The Land Below The Wind. Cool! My phone got no horn too! Yeah!

It has served me faithfuly for 6 years. We went thru thick and thin together. Despite all the knocks and bumps in life, the Nokia 3315 never gave up. A really tough fella. Never taken a day sick leave, never gone to the phone-clinic. Never bought fake MC.

Time really flies. 6 years just gone by like that. New models came along; uncompetitive brands fade away, like that Alcatel thingy. (The compact size of Alcatels were really cool at one time).

However, it's time to move on. The ol' ye faithful is showing signs of aging. The battery has lost its stamina, I needed to carry a charger to accompany it all the time (believe it or not, I did that for a year). The bulk has become a bit of a burden. It's not all bad though. I can leave it unattended for a day or so, and be at peace knowing that nobody will even bother to steal it. :-) And yes, seeing raised eyebrows when I flash that Nokia around gives me a feel-good thrill, for whatever going through their minds.

I would sure love to get a high tech toy. Like my trend-setting friend in KL who got an iPHONE. AN iPHONE! Man, that's a four digit price-tag beginning with the number 2. Its good to be rich sometimes.

Then again, there are nurses in the hospital who are using handphones that cost their whole month's dough. Things like that make you wonder whether anybody is bothered about barang naik harga.

Apa boleh buat, have to ubah gaya hidup. Not the BN politicians' style. Kiam siap style.

MISSION: Get a handphone with a decent camera with flash, light and compact, can listen to radio, play music, and whatever other good things in life, and comes with a handsome face.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: Budget below RM 500. Ori even better (got good warranty ma).

With that in mind, we went to the shop in Center Point.

I hoped to remain loyal to Nokia; but thier offerings were all above the RM 500 bar. And they do not look cool.

"Uncle ah, my father want to find a new handphone la."

"Choose lo. Got so many models here."

"Err... his old handphone, trade in can get how much ah?"

(Can't believe still got people using that handphone) "Emm... that one ah... emm... can keep as collection la. Hehehe. Or you carry it lo. If got dog chase you, throw at the dog lo. Hehehe."

"Very funny huh."

And we got a new toy, a Sony. And placed the Nokia into retirement.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: RM 450, piece of art, with 2 years warranty.

"See, the new toy can take picture one!"

"Can use to take my handsome face."

"Me and my mummy."

"Guess where I had lunch."

"The cool little boy look."


"My father bought a new toy, and passed me his piece of Nokia brick! So unfair!"

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Yawn

My life is pretty dull. Nothing much to blog about.

Life's Ryan is much more interesting. So here you are. Be prepared for an overdose of little boy.

Healthy lifestyle - Rest

As a little boy, I am entitled to sleep anytime, anywhere, anyhow.

Hehehe don't be jealous, you had your time.


Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.

Matthew 11:28-30

Healthy lifestyle - Fun

The art of enjoying the simpler things in life.

Healthy lifestyle - Friends

A crazy bunch of folks to play with, eat with, laugh with, cry with.

As iron sharpens iron, so a man sharpens the countenance of his friend.
Proverbs 27:17

Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, one will lift up his companion. But woe to him who is alone when he falls, for he has no one to help him up.
Ecclesiastes 4:9-10

Healthy lifestyle - Staying fit

The secret to healthy living is staying fit. NO I am not talking about your thousand-ringgit gym set at home. Those you can keep at home.

I am talking about the outdoors. Getting down to earth. Getting your feet on the ground. Getting sweaty and dirty.

The world is my playground, you know. Since I am a little boy, the little playground near my house will do for the mean time.


Me doing some workout in my little boy sports gear. Don't I look good?

Emm sayang la no little girls around to look at me.


You can choose to take a stroll.


Or make a sprint. Catch me if you can!

Come on, get your heavy butt off the couch!

Healthy lifestyle - Country air

Forget about the aircon at home.

The best air out there, is country air.

Especially so if you're doing all the sniffing and someone else is doing all the walking. Little boys get all the good things in life.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Healthy lifestyle - Eating well

Welcome to the Ryan Food Channel. I understand that many folks are eating more at home rather than eating out (at least that's what my parents do). Apa boleh buat, the rising cost of living is sqeezing the wallet (and the waist) tight.

Anyway, I've got good news for you. I am going to share with you some SECRETS of good cooking, exclusive from the Ryan Food Channel.

First, let me get one thing clear ok. I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth... that was a plastic one my daddy bought. Cheapskate.

OK, let's get on to the serious stuffs.

To create good food, you'll need to have...

PASSION for good food and creative cooking. It's not just the end product that matters. The process of making good food is every bit worth enjoying and cherishing.

PRACTICE, practice, and practice. With lots of perseverance and patience, you're bound to develop great cooking skills one day. They say practice makes perfect; and those less-than-perfect outcomes still make good meals for your pet.


STYLE. Yeah man. A great chef gotta cook in style, and eat in style.

And if Ryan can cook, SO CAN YOU.

See you again on the Ryan Food Channel. Happy cooking.